You must have seen it. News footage of a well aimed shoe lobbed at our lame duck President.  He’s a good shoe ducker. He must have had a lot of practice.

I think shoe throwing is a great idea. Let’s all go out and buy up all the shoes on sale at the discount stores and the thrift shops. Better yet; go into your closet and pull out all those old shoes you will never wear again. Let’s take them to the White house and give the lame duck brain damaged alcoholic a memorable send-off.  He can’t duck them all.

Here is an even better idea. Let’s pass a law to exchange all guns and bullets with shoes. Gang fights won’t be so horrific. Neighborhoods would be a lot safer, except for the threat of a few concussions.

War would be very different if solders threw their heavy shoes at enemies, real and imagined, and the real and imagined enemies threw them back.

Yup, yup. It seems to me that a shoe is the ultimate weapon against any and all disputes. No cleats, please.